Hiya! My name is Shenae. Most recently I decided I really liked the name Zelda. So, I’ve been making people call me Zelda because I fucking want them too. If I end up really loving being called Zelda, I may eventually shell out $100 to add it to my already legal name. Why? Because, I fucking can. Here’s more boring stuff. I’m 26 year old female that resides in the wonderful Colorado — Yeah! Our Rocky Mountains are really pretty. I love everything every little girl loves. Dirt bikin’, quad-runnin’, snow boardin’, computers,  gadgets,  video games, comic books, cosmetics, music, kittens, scary shit, shopping online, talkin’ about sex, and great food!

I dislike pretentious people, people that always want to argue, rude ass fuckin’ people, people that don’t want to learn anything, people that don’t know how to use google, and people with no soul. So, that makes me a misanthropist as that’s 90% of the fucking world. I don’t care for watching a lot of movies nor television. I think it’s because I’m riddled with hypothyroidism and ADHD. Yet, I have a subscription to Netflix. Mostly because I watch a lot of documentaries on shit. Most people watch a lot of any ole bullshit, and betcha by golly fuckin’ wow that just isn’t me.  Yet, I do love shitty horror movies and awful comedies.

What else?  I have a terrible fuckin’ temper, my grammar is terrible, my spelling is amazing, I cuss worse than a sailor, I don’t give a shit what anyone really has to think, or say unless they agree with me.  I have really nice tits and you’re never going to see them. So, yeah. That’s enough about me.